doctorangel: jakemalik: hungryzekes: kanyewesticle: holynipples: kanyewesticle: jakemalik: kanyewesticle: *whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that *bites lip* oh yeah baby *touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that *pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper what *pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper wtf...
clever-one-word-url: GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. GUYS MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
I can pull off cute, but I don’t have an ounce of sexy in me.– Lauren Conrad (via soroyalty)
harryedward: i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
thebeckapena: loganprettylove: Crazy for You “the episode Logan killed it… He is so funny , was hilarious.“ aw Carlos talking about Logie (CARGAN) #Cargan
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
tellerknowles: does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
dylanzarate: if you are “above” pop music you are probably boring
Big Time Rush Talk Summer Plans, Shows and... →
We met up with Big Time Rush at Wango Tango and they told us all about their new album, summer plans and parties too! Watch our quick interview with them here!
"He's your first love, I intend to be your last"
Carlos Cam: Rice Krizzle Treats!
mrschriskendall: mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok” why this got notes i’ll never know